Remember that $100 million French estate he used to own? The one with the vineyard, the 40-something rooms, and enough lavender to make a Provençal grandmother weep? He sold it. Turns out, maintaining a literal village of chateaus is a full-time job even a pirate king eventually finds exhausting.
For a while, the rumor mill had him living on a private island in the Bahamas, which sounds like the most Johnny Depp thing ever. But reality check: islands need boats, staff, and a way to get your dry cleaning. He does have a small place there, but it’s not his main squat.
