You must be over 18. Sorry, kids. Strictly is for grown-ups who want to pretend they’re pros for a night.
You’ll need to get yourself to the studio in Elstree (north London). No transport is provided, so start saving for that train fare or bribe a friend with a car.
Dress code is smart casual. No pyjamas, no full sequin prom dresses (save that for the after-party), but do wear something you can clap in.
You’ll be there for about three to four hours. The actual show is shorter, but the magic takes time. Bring snacks. Not noisy ones. Nobody likes a crinkling crisp packet during a dramatic paso doble.
Winning the Ticket Lottery: Tips from a Pro (Me, a Complete Amateur)
Apply as early as possible on the opening day. The system works on a first-come, first-served basis for the ballot itself.
If you don’t get picked, don’t despair. People cancel, and extra tickets pop up a few weeks before each show. Keep checking the BBC website like it’s your full-time job.
Follow the official Strictly social media accounts. They sometimes announce last-minute releases. It’s like a treasure hunt, but the treasure is a seat next to Craig Revel Horwood’s glare.
Also, be honest about your availability. If you lie and then can’t make it, you’re out. The ballot gods are watching, and they have a grudge.