Foe. 100% foe. This is not a “live and let live” situation. This is a “stomp and move on” situation. Think of it as Pest Zumba.
But honestly? I’m a little impressed. They’re survivors. They ride trains, hide in firewood, and just keep coming. The black and white dots are like a uniform for chaos.
So next time you see that little black bug with white dots, don’t just stare. Snap a photo, crush it, and thank yourself later. Your plants will send you a thank-you card. Probably by snail mail.
And hey, if you’re still curious, look up “spotted lanternfly egg masses.” They look like grayish mud. Not gross at all. Ha. Okay, maybe a little. But at least now you know what you’re dealing with.
Now go grab your phone, check your yard, and send a bug to bug heaven. You’re a good friend. And a good friend doesn’t let a polka-dotted pest ruin the wine.
