No. Seriously, no. Unless you have a lake in your living room, a team of fish suppliers, and earplugs for the screaming. And a lawyer.
But you can admire from afar. Go kayaking. Visit your local zoo. Watch more videos—but critically. Know that every cute clip hides a chaos monster.
Think of otters like tiny, aquatic tornadoes. Beautiful to watch, disastrous to own. You don’t invite a tornado over for dinner.
