Your cat meows when pooping because they’re either a drama queen, a security-conscious wildcat, or a tiny weirdo who loves the sound of your worried voice. It’s almost never the end of the world, but it’s always the beginning of a funny story.
So next time you hear that litter box aria, take a breath. Smile. Then go Google if it’s normal. (Spoiler: it is.) And remember: you signed up for this. You live with a creature that grooms its own butt and thinks you’re a giant, warm litter box. Embrace the meow-dump. It’s part of the package.
Now go scoop that box. Your cat is waiting for applause.