Did Katseye win a Grammy? No. Did they come close? Not even a little bit. But does that matter? Absolutely not. They’re young, talented, and have a fan army that could probably hack the voting system if they wanted to. The Grammys are just a trophy—like a participation award, but with more champagne and corny speeches.
So, next year, grab your popcorn and watch. If Katseye does win, you’ll hear my scream from wherever you are. If they don’t, well, at least we’ll have more memes. Rock on, Katseye—you’ll get your gold gramophone eventually. Or you’ll just buy one on eBay. Same thing.
