It’s true: decaf isn’t completely caffeine-free. But at roughly 2 to 5 milligrams per cup (compared to 95 in regular), it’s pretty much a whisper. Think of it as coffee’s quiet, introverted cousin who still shows up to the party with snacks.
That tiny caffeine hit? It might still give you a micro-buzz. Not enough to launch you into a panic, but enough to say, “Hey, I’m here.”
