So, does eating cherries make your poop black? Yes. Absolutely. With gusto. It’s not a bug; it’s a feature. You are successfully processing a fruit that is essentially a tiny, hard-working dye factory.
The only real consequence is the sheer confusion it causes your roommate or partner. They will see that toilet bowl and assume you are turning into a superhero or a villain. You get to casually say, "Relax, I had a bowl of cherries," and watch them question their entire understanding of biology.
So go ahead. Eat the whole bag. Embrace the dark side. Your poop is just a memory of a fun fruit binge. And if someone asks, you can confidently say, "It’s not blood. It’s just me, being a champion of summer."
Just maybe flush twice, for the next person’s sanity.
