Don’t skip side quests in the Remake. They unlock better dance moves. And better rewards. You want that “Aerith’s Earrings” accessory? Dance like nobody’s watching.
Always pick the cheapest option in the first playthrough. It leads to the funniest dialogue. Trust me, the “massage” is worth the 1 gil.
And finally, take a screenshot. You will want to remember Cloud in that outfit. It’s a gift to your future self. A reminder that video games can be pure joy.
The Honeybee Inn Is a Vibe
It’s a party. It’s a spa. It’s a comedy show. It’s a safe space. It’s all of these things at once.
Next time someone asks you about Final Fantasy VII, don’t talk about the story. Don’t talk about the Materia. Talk about the Honeybee Inn.
Talk about the wigs. The dancing. The feeling of being totally out of your element and loving every second of it. That’s the magic of gaming.
Now go. Replay it. And don’t forget to tip Mukki. He worked for that applause.
