Here’s a shocking fact: 90% of family gifts under $100 end up regifted or donated within a year. That’s not me making it up; that’s from a study by the National Association of People Who Watch Way Too Much Netflix. The problem is we buy things, but families need experiences. Or at least, things that don’t scream "I bought this from the airport gift shop at 2 AM."
Think shared chaos, not individual clutter. A family gift shouldn’t sit in a closet; it should cause a minor, hilarious disruption. Think of it as a holiday grenade that explodes with joy instead of shrapnel.
