Ever roll up to Stamford Bridge on match day, waving cash like a madman? Don’t. Touts will sell you a ticket to a rugby match by accident.
Plus, the police and stewards are sharper than Kai Havertz’s offside trap. You’ll get ejected faster than a dodgy chippy tea.
Pro tip: if you’re in London without a ticket, hit a pub near the bridge. The Eight Bells or The Prince of Wales. You’ll catch the game on telly, and the atmosphere is 80% as good.
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