Now, wipe the outside of the cooler with a damp cloth and mild soap. People always skip the buttons and the lid, but those spots are hand-grease magnets. Think about how many times you’ve pressed that red button after eating a sticky donut. Exactly. Use a microfiber cloth—paper towels leave lint that looks like tiny blizzards.
Don’t forget the back of the unit where dust bunnies have their secret rave. A vacuum with a brush attachment works wonders. Nobody will see it, but you’ll know. And isn’t that the point of adulting—doing invisible work that only you appreciate?