Congratulations! You are now in the top 1% of humans who can confidently spell Optimus Prime without Googling. Go ahead, type it into a text message. Feels good, right? You’ve earned the right to argue with strangers on the internet about why Transformers: The Movie is a masterpiece. Use this power wisely.
And if anyone asks, you can say you learned it from a guy at a café who makes terrible jokes but knows his robot lore. Autobots, roll out—and spellcheck that while you’re at it.
