Imagine your tofu is a sponge. A very white, very nervous sponge. It’s holding onto water like a secret. You need to squeeze that secret out.
For extra-firm tofu, you can press for an hour. It gets dense. It gets chewy. It gets meaty without any meat. That’s kitchen magic.
For silken tofu, never press it. You’ll crush its soul. Literally. It will turn into a sad, white puddle. Silken tofu wants to be hugged, not flattened.
The Paper Towel Paradox
Here’s a weird fact: you can press tofu too hard. Ever squish a stress ball until it pops? Tofu does that. If you use a heavy cast-iron skillet, it cracks. Your floor gets weepy. Your cat judges you.
Use a light weight. A can of beans works. A cookbook works. An old copy of Moby Dick? Absolutely. Just don’t use your laptop.
How to Press Tofu (without a Tofu Press!)
Funny detail: professional chefs press tofu for four hours to make it “tofu steak.” That’s longer than a Marvel movie. Are you that committed? If yes, go for it. Your patience will be rewarded with chewy gold.