Cooking lentils is not rocket science. It’s 15 to 40 minutes, depending on your lentil’s mood. Brown and green for firm texture, red for creamy comfort. Boil, simmer, taste, and don't add salt too early.
So go ahead. Grab that bag of tiny disks. Boil some water. You are now a lentil whisperer. And honestly? There’s no better feeling than eating a meal that’s healthy, cheap, and ready in the time it takes to watch a sitcom. Welcome to the lentil club. We have soup.