So, how much is Rory worth? If you mean Rory McIlroy, a quarter of a billion dollars. If you mean Rory Gilmore, maybe a cool $50,000 and a lot of emotional baggage. Pick your poison.
Personally, I’m jealous of both of them. One has a perfect swing. The other has a perfect hair flip. And I’m sitting here, typing this article for free coffee. Life is unfair. It’s fine. I’ll just go rewatch Gilmore Girls and pretend I own a golf course.
Now, go check your own net worth. I’ll wait. It’s probably less than a golf ball. Don’t feel bad. You’re probably better at talking to people than Rory McIlroy is. And you definitely drink better coffee than Rory Gilmore. Probably. Maybe. Don’t ruin it for me.
