Warwick Davis is worth about $8 million, give or take a few wizard robes. That’s less than a Marvel movie star’s lunch budget, but more than you’ll find under your couch cushions for the rest of your life. He earned it by being small, cheerful, and relentlessly professional while being chased by rubber monsters.
Next time you’re stuck in traffic or folding laundry, think about him. He’s probably at home, kicking back, knowing that every time someone yells “I am your father!” at a party, his bank account gets a tiny bump. And honestly? That’s a beautiful, weird, and totally relatable way to make a living. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to check my own couch cushions.
