Nobody ever stopped having friends over because their water had “slightly high iron content.” You’re not a bad host; you’re a responsible homeowner. And in Michigan, we have a statewide list of accredited labs that are cheaper than a month’s worth of bottled water. It’s the most Michigan thing ever: we test our water the way we test our winter survival skills—with grit and a little sarcasm.
So grab a kit, fill a bottle, and mail your worries away. Your future self will thank you when you’re sipping a glass of ice water that tastes like clarity and victory. You got this. Now go play water detective.