Now bite. That crust should shatter slightly. It’s a cross between a croissant and a cracker. The inside is gooey, steamy, and not nuclear.
You did it. You turned a frozen rectangle into a legitimate meal. I’m proud of you.
And hey, if you burned your mouth anyway? That’s okay. Some lessons you just have to learn on your own. Next time, wait three minutes. Or four. You’re the boss.
Now go make another one. You earned it.