Spiders love dark, quiet corners. That pile of old newspapers you’re “going to recycle someday”? That’s a spider penthouse. Clean it out. Vacuum under the bed, behind the sofa, and in those creepy basement corners where dust bunnies go to die.
Don’t forget closets. Spiders are obsessed with closets. They see a stack of sweaters and think, “Finally, a hotel with free breakfast.” Shake out your clothes before wearing them—you don’t want a surprise spider in your underwear drawer.
Pro Tip: Use the Vacuum Like a Boss
A vacuum is your best friend here. Not only does it suck up spiders (RIP, little guys), but it also removes their webs and egg sacs. Always empty the canister outside. Nothing says “oops” like releasing a hundred baby spiders back into your living room because you forgot to take out the trash.