You can watch from home, a pub, or your ex’s garage if you’re feeling spicy. Home offers the luxury of shouting at the TV without being judged. Pubs offer the joy of shouting at strangers who agree with you.
If you choose a pub, arrive early enough to secure a spot where the barman can see your desperate eyes. Pro tip: Avoid the table near the window where PSG fans might moon the crowd. It happened once. I swear.
If you’re watching alone, create a ritual. Lay out snacks, a stress ball, and a lucky sock. I use a sock from 1998 that smells like victory and regret. It works 30% of the time, which is basically a solid success rate for a football prophecy.
