The first sign I was in trouble was when the pavement turned into a proper path. You know the kind—gravelly, with little wooden signs pointing to Windsor Great Park. I thought, “Oh, that’s a nice bit of scenery.” Then I saw a deer. A real, live deer, looking at me like I was the weirdo in neon shorts.
At that point, I had two choices: stop and call for a lift, or keep going to prove I wasn’t lost. I chose the latter, because pride is a terrible running partner. My phone battery was at 15%, I had one gel packet in my pocket, and I was sweating like a politician at a press conference.
There’s a special kind of panic that sets in when you’re five miles from a train station. It’s the same feeling you get when you’re halfway through a home haircut and realize you’ve gone too far. You just have to commit. So I committed to Windsor.
The Slow-Motion Daydream
Running through the park felt like a slow-motion daydream. I passed a group of dads on mountain bikes who looked way too cheerful. One waved. I couldn’t wave back because my arms were full of regret and heart rate. I just nodded like a broken action figure.
The Long Walk—you know, that massive tree-lined avenue that leads straight to the castle—appeared out of nowhere. It was absolutely stunning. And completely flat, which should have been a relief. Instead, it felt like a giant, green taunt: “You’re almost there, you idiot.”
My legs were now operating on pure stubbornness. They didn’t feel like my legs anymore. They felt like borrowed furniture—wobbly, creaky, and definitely not meant for this trip. I had that familiar “I’m in too deep” feeling, like when you start assembling a flat-pack wardrobe at 11 PM.
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