So, is today a bank holiday? If you’ve got this far and still don’t know, let’s assume the answer is no. The universe usually gives us a sign: empty roads, a sudden calm at work, or that specific smell of barbecue at 11 AM. If you smell burgers, you’re free.
If you don’t smell burgers? Put the kettle on. You’ve got a full day ahead. And honestly? The best bank holidays are the ones you take yourself. Call in sick. Tell them you’re observing a rare solar eclipse. I won’t tell. Just don’t blame me if your boss is a bank holiday historian.
Right, I’m off to check if tomorrow is one. Wish me luck. I’ll probably be disappointed.
