Ah, the office microwave. That sad, humming box of disappointment. You know the one: it heats unevenly and smells like fish from last Tuesday.
If you must use it, do it right. Don’t nuke your food for three minutes straight. That makes rubber.
Instead, heat in 30-second bursts. Stir between each burst. It’s the only way to avoid biting into a frozen core surrounded by lava.
