The last posting date for Second Class is a gentle nudge from the universe to get your act together. It’s a reminder that time is a flat circle, and so is your procrastination. So today, look it up. Write it down. Then laugh at how serious we’re being about a piece of paper.
And if you still miss it? Eh. Send a text. Or blame the postal service. They can take it. They’ve got thick envelopes. Now go mail that thing—your aunt’s birthday is only an exclamation point away from being forgotten forever.
