Let’s start with the heavyweight champion: Knightsbridge. You know the place—it’s where the real money hides behind pristine white stucco. We’re talking about a postcode where a garage costs more than a house in Manchester.
Think Harvey Nicks, think Harrods, think £50,000 per square foot for a property with a crown molding. Is it worth it? Well, if you have to ask, you probably can’t afford to live there. But we can still gawk.
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Don’t sleep on Mayfair. This area is so exclusive it practically has velvet ropes around the lampposts. It’s where hedge fund managers go to sneeze and accidentally buy a Bentley.
The properties here are absurdly quiet. You could hear a pin drop—or a diamond fall off a necklace. Average prices? Let’s just say a two-bedroom flat will set you back more than a small Caribbean island.
It’s all very “old money” meets “new tech billionaires.” You’ll find members’ clubs on every corner and not a single Primark in sight. Heaven forbid.
