Think about the last time you complained about a slow Wi-Fi connection at a coffee shop. Now imagine needing a secure, nuclear-proof connection while flying at 600 miles per hour. The VC-25B is less a plane and more a flying fortress with a spa.
The Government Accountability Office released a report that broke down the costs, and it’s honestly hilarious. You know what costs more than the entire plane’s engines? The custom paint job—estimated at over $100 million. That’s not just “paint,” that’s a complex, electromagnetic-shielding paint that protects from heat and radiation.
And it’s not just paint. The plane has a self-defense system called the Large Aircraft Infrared Countermeasures (LAIRCM). Basically, it can blind heat-seeking missiles with lasers. It’s like having a Star Wars droid guarding your carry-on bag.