Look, it’s a Premier Inn. You’re not getting a Michelin star or a swan-shaped towel. But you are getting reliability. You are getting a clean room, a rock-solid bed, and a breakfast that turns you into a happy little food gremlin.
For Nottingham city centre? It’s an absolute bargain. You won’t worry about your wallet, your cleanliness, or your sanity. And honestly, isn’t that all we want from a night away?
Go on. Book it. Then spend the rest of your trip pretending you’re a local who totally knows where Cave is. You’ll thank me later.