Don’t go in hungry. You’ll buy three packets of screws instead of lunch. The warehouse is a maze. Use the floor arrows. They are your yellow brick road to fixing stuff.
Wear comfortable shoes. You will walk miles. Your feet will ache. But your toolbox will be happy.
Selco Builders Warehouse, Wolverhampton
The Legendary Parking Lot
The parking lot is a sporting event. Vans park at impossible angles. You’ll see a man loading 70 bags of gravel with terrifying speed. Don’t make eye contact. He is a pro.
There’s always one trolley with a wobbly wheel. It’s a rite of passage. Embrace the clatter.
