Their storage units come in all sizes, from a “tiny apartment closet” to a “big enough to hide a small car and your ex’s stuff.” Yes, you read that right. The smallest unit is perfect for a few boxes of Christmas decorations or that collection of novelty mugs you swore you’d stop buying.
The larger units? They’re practically self-contained warehouses. In fact, one unit is so spacious that a customer reportedly stored a full-sized kayak, a treadmill, and three mannequins (don’t ask). The staff still tells that story at the front desk with a straight face.
And here’s a shocker: the units are climate-controlled. That means your vintage leather jacket won’t turn into a science experiment, and your old vinyl records won’t warp into art that only a confused hipster would love.
