Did you know the boathouse roof used to leak? True story. Locals say a heron once flew in during a wedding reception. It landed on the dessert table and stole a profiterole. Today, the staff has a “heron protocol”—just in case. You won’t see a bird, but you might see a giant anchor hanging from the ceiling. It’s a prop. Or is it? Nobody knows.
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Another fun fact: the Sunday Carvery comes with a “Yorkshire pudding challenge.” If you can stack four puddings on one plate without them touching the gravy, you get a free dessert. I’ve only seen two people win. One of them was a grandmother the size of a thimble. Never underestimate grandma’s hunger.
Why It’s Perfect for Any Occasion
The Function Suite part means they host everything. Weddings, birthday parties, even dog birthdays (yes, real). I saw a poodle wearing a bow tie at a christening party. The poodle had its own plate of sliced turkey. The staff didn’t even blink. That’s the level of chill we’re dealing with.
There’s also a patio overlooking the canal. You can eat your roast while watching swans argue with kayakers. It’s free entertainment with your caveman-sized meal. And the sunset? It hits the water like melted butter. Instagram gold.
