So, what happens when you try to apply traditional pasta rules to found object pasta? Well, let's just say it's like trying to put a square peg in a round hole. The textures, flavors, and even shapes are all completely different, making it impossible to use the same old recipes and techniques. It's time to think outside the box (or pasta bowl, in this case).
For example, have you ever tried to cook pasta made from a metal colander? Yeah, it's not exactly the most conventional (or safe) thing to do. And don't even get me started on trying to toss plastic tube pasta with a traditional sauce - it's like a culinary catastrophe waiting to happen. But, hey, that's all part of the fun, right?