Union Stage has a clear message: keep it small. Bags must be smaller than 12” x 12” x 6”. That’s roughly the size of a very ambitious paperback or a small cat.
Anything bigger? Nope. It’s like trying to bring a Thanksgiving turkey into a nightclub. Security will point you to the coat check, and they won’t look impressed.
Why So Serious? (The Fun Reason)
This isn’t about being a killjoy. It’s about flow. A tiny bag means you dance faster, spill less beer, and don’t look like a tourist from another planet.
Plus, it’s a weird freedom. Without a giant purse, you’re lighter. You can crowd-surf (please don’t) or just bounce to the bass without a shoulder strap digging into your soul.
