Protests are where the ordinary becomes extraordinary. You might see a pensioner waving a giant inflatable banana, or a dog wearing a tiny “Rights for All” vest.
It’s a giant, chaotic street party with a point. The signs alone are a crash course in British sarcasm and wit.
One placard from last year read: “I’m not a gyrocopter, but I can still cause a stir.” Pure art.
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Did you know there’s a secret code of protest etiquette? You never, ever stand in front of the drummers. That’s prime real estate for the rhythm section.
And the best spot to watch? Always near a pub with a beer garden. You can hydrate, listen to chants, and still be in the action.
Fun fact: The Metropolitan Police have a dedicated “banter squad” for negotiating with jesters. Yes, real jesters have shown up.
