What if it’s not a real cupcake? What if it’s a muffin with frosting? That changes everything.
A muffin is lumpy. Its third is a geological survey. You’re digging for blueberries or chocolate chips. The third becomes a treasure hunt.
Pro tip: If it’s a muffin-cupcake, the third is a lie. Just eat the whole thing. It’s easier for your brain.
Pop Culture Thirds
Remember the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene? Now imagine that with a cupcake. Two people, one third each, and one messy kiss.
Or think of the Highlander movie. “There can be only one!” But with thirds, there can be three. That’s less dramatic. More delicious.
In Harry Potter, a third of a cupcake is basically a potion ingredient. Add a hair, and you’ve got a Polyjuice crisis. Don’t try this.
What Is A Third Of A Cupcake | The Tube
