Right now, as you’re reading this, the Cowboys might be playing, or they might be on a bye week. I’m not in your living room, sadly. If it’s game day—say, a Sunday or Monday night—the score today depends on the opponent and which version of Dallas showed up.
Is it the “we look like a Super Bowl team” version? Or the “we forgot how to tackle and our quarterback is throwing to the other team” version? Spoiler: it’s usually both within the same quarter.
The real answer? Check your phone, but also check your blood pressure
If you’re reading this during a game, the score is probably something like 17-14, or 31-10, or a heartbreaking 24-20 where they just lost on a field goal. You know the drill. The Cowboys have a weird talent for making every game feel like a thriller, even when they’re winning by two touchdowns.
(Side note: Ever notice how when they’re up by 14, the announcer says “they’re in control,” and then the other team scores three times in six minutes? Yeah, that’s the Cowboys experience.)
