Oh, you’re running late? Classic. Don’t panic. Go to YouTube or the NFL app. They’ll have highlights faster than a Seahawk running back finds a hole. You can catch up during the third quarter snack break.
And if you miss the whole game? Don’t look at the score. Seriously. Avoid Twitter. Avoid your uncle Dave. Watch the replay on NFL Network, and pretend it’s live. The suspense will kill you, but in a good way—like a Seahawks overtime win.
Also, NEVER check your phone if you’re watching on delay. The score gods are cruel, and your friend Steve will text, “OMG THAT PICK SIX!” Ruining everything.
