Let’s face the scary possibility: Celebrity Big Brother US might be on permanent hiatus. CBS has been trimming reality budgets, and the last season got mediocre ratings. But the UK version is thriving, and the concept is too tasty to completely kill.
If it doesn’t return, you can always watch The Traitors—it’s basically a glamorous, murderous version of the same idea. Or, you know, just re-watch the part where Tom Schwartz tries to open a jar of pickles. That’s pure art.
