Week One (Late February): You see the sign. Your heart does a little flip. “Yes! It’s back! I’m going to marry it this year!” You buy three in one week. You feel invincible.
Week Two (Early March): You’re in the groove. You’ve perfected your order: extra whipped cream, maybe a side of fries to pretend you’re being “balanced.” Life is minty and good.
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March 15th: The panic sets in. You start checking the McDonald’s app like it’s your ex’s Instagram. “Is it still there? Is it okay?” You start hoarding shakes in your freezer, like a squirrel preparing for nuclear winter.
March 18th: The drive-thru. You roll down your window. You ask for a Shamrock Shake. The teenager behind the register looks at you with the dead eyes of someone who has seen the void. “Sorry, we’re out.” Your soul leaves your body for a solid five seconds.
What Happens When It Leaves?
You go through the stages of grief. First, denial: “Maybe there’s one gas station out in the sticks that still has it.” Then, anger: “WHY MUST THE THINGS WE LOVE BE SO CRUEL?” Finally, acceptance: you stare at the holiday calendar for the next seasonal treat: the Pumpkin Spice Latte. It’s not the same. It’s like replacing a golden retriever puppy with a cactus.
For a few weeks, every other fast food item feels beige. A chocolate shake just tastes like a broken promise. You start noticing the faint hint of green on other things—like the grass—and you feel a pang of nostalgia.
