Look, I can’t give you an exact date, because honestly, I think the promoters themselves are using a dartboard with months on it. But here’s what I can tell you: it will happen when you least expect it, like when you’ve already given up and decided to rewatch “The Office” for the 57th time. And when it does, you’ll feel like a kid on Christmas morning, except the presents are two dudes throwing hands in a ring.
Until then, you are a professional waiter. You’re a master of patience, a connoisseur of delayed gratification. That is your superpower. So, pour yourself a coffee, put your phone on silent, and stop checking every hour. The fight will happen when it happens, and when it does, you’ll be ready—or at least, you’ll have a solid excuse to procrastinate your chores for one more night.
And if all else fails, just remember: you survived the wait for “Grand Theft Auto VI.” You can survive this. Just nod, smile, and pretend you know the date. It’s the easiest thing you’ll do all day.
