The producers are masters of casting. They find people who look like they were born in a cashmere onesie. Then they mix them with people who speak in riddles.
Fun fact: the cast members rarely use contractions. They say “I cannot” instead of “I can’t.” It makes every disagreement sound like a royal decree. “I cannot attend your brunch.” Tragic.
And the nicknames! "Binky," "Toff," "Foxy." It sounds like a weird petting zoo. But we love it.
What Happens When You Binge?
If you watch three episodes back-to-back, something strange happens. You start calling your sofa a “sofa” with a posh accent. You might even crave a sparkling water with a slice of lemon.
Be careful. You might text your friend and say “Let’s touch base about the vibe.” It’s a real danger. We call it Chelsea-itis.
Made In Chelsea New Cast: First Pictures – ASWV
The cure? Watch a nature documentary. But you won’t. You’ll go back for more sass.
