How do you cope? First, seal your cracks. Use caulk around windows and doors. Spiders hate that stuff. It’s like kryptonite.
Second, don’t use poison. It just makes them run faster. And they’ll die somewhere you can’t find, then mummify in your wall. Gross.
Third, embrace the spider catcher. That long-handled glass gadget is a game-changer. You can release them outside without touching a single leg.
The Final Verdict
So when is spider season? It’s from September to November. It’s a short, chaotic, and surprisingly romantic time of year.
It’s also the only time we actively hate our own pets. Because yes, your cat will eat them. And your dog will bark at them. And you’ll scream at all of them.
But here’s the best part. Spider season ends. Every year. By December, they’re gone. Until next September, when they rise again. Like a fuzzy, eight-legged zombie apocalypse. Now go check your shoes.
