The ceremony always starts in the morning. Why? Because it takes hours. There’s a search of the cellars (for gunpowder, obviously), a hostage-taking (traditionally, an MP is held at the palace), and a speech so long you’ll miss lunch.
If you’re watching at home, stock snacks. This isn’t a quick Netflix show. This is a marathon of pageantry that makes a royal wedding look like a quick lunch.
So, stay curious, my friend. Mark your calendar with a pencil—because the date can change faster than a politician’s promise. And when you finally see that golden coach roll by? Raise your coffee mug and salute. You’ve earned this weird, wonderful knowledge.
