So, if you ever find yourself in the English countryside, and you see a magnificent tree in a private garden, tip your hat. Underneath that tree is a guy who gave us “Paranoid” and also gave us permission to laugh at ourselves.
Ozzy’s burial plan is perfect because it’s so him. It’s weird, it’s humble, and it’s got a wink in it. He’s not going anywhere—he’s just going down, literally, to feed a tree.
And honestly? That’s the most rock-and-roll thing a person can do. Stay wild, Ozzy. We’ll water the tree for you.
