If the quiz says you should live in London, check your bank account—and maybe your sanity. Living here means you’ll pay £1,200 a month for a room that’s technically a corridor with a bed, and your commute involves being squished against a stranger’s armpit at 8:15 AM. But hey, you can get a proper bagel at 3 AM, and the museums are free (because they know you can’t afford anything else). A surprising fact: London has over 170 museums, and one of them is dedicated entirely to fans—yes, the hand-held flappy things. You can spend three hours there and ask yourself if this is really where your life went wrong.
But London isn’t just expensive—it’s also the most ethnically diverse city in the world, with over 300 languages spoken. That means you can eat Ethiopian injera on Tuesday and Vietnamese pho on Wednesday without leaving a five-mile radius. The quiz won’t mention that your flatmate might be a professional clown or a hedge fund manager who keeps a pet parrot named Reginald. It’s chaos, but the fun kind of chaos—like a pub quiz where everyone argues about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. (It does. Fight me.)
Which city should you live in?
