If a bus drives past you, and it’s not on strike, wave wildly. They might feel guilty and let you on for free. Just kidding. But try it. Worst case, they laugh at you.
If you see a striking bus driver holding a sign, don’t honk unless it’s supportive. We’re all in this together. Or just give them a thumbs up. They’re fighting for your dignity too.
And for the love of all that is holy, don’t ask the driver for a transfer if they’re on strike. That’s just mean. They’ll use that sign to smack you.
Final Survival Tips
Call a rideshare if you must. But brace yourself for surge pricing. It’s like buying a gold-plated sandwich.
Or better yet, work from home if you can. Claim a “bus plague” if your boss asks. I’ll back you up. I’m your alibi.
Remember, strikes don’t last forever. Usually. Check back tomorrow for updates. I’ll be here, drinking coffee and refreshing the news. You know the drill.
Now go check your bus app. Good luck out there. You’re braver than a bus driver microwaving fish during a walkout.
