Look, Christmas Number Ones are a weird, wonderful part of British culture. They don’t always reflect the “best” song of the year—they reflect what makes us feel cozy, nostalgic, or, in LadBaby’s case, hungry. The Beatles holding the top spot makes sense because they were everywhere in the ’60s.
But honestly? The real winner is anyone who listens to Mariah’s “All I Want for Christmas” on repeat from November 1st and still feels joy. That’s the true Christmas Number One energy. And if you’re reading this while wearing a Santa hat? You’re already a champion in my book.
So next time your uncle complains about the Christmas chart, just remind him: The Beatles still rule, but never underestimate the power of a sausage roll song. Merry Christmas, chart geeks.
