Don’t fight it. Embrace the wet. Buy a pair of those wellies that look like they belong on a deep-sea fisherman. Learn to love the sound of rain tapping on the window—it’s nature’s ASMR, really. It makes napping a legitimate sport.
Also, have you noticed that everything feels a bit cozier when it’s raining? You’re not stuck in traffic; you’re in a “mobile living room.” A rainy day is an excuse to watch that terrible reality show, drink hot chocolate, and ignore all your responsibilities.
And look on the bright side: your garden is thriving. You haven’t had to water a single plant. Your lawn is so lush it looks like a golf course for hobbits. The only downside is that it might be illegal to cut it because it’s technically a wetland now.
