Reporting neighbors for smoking weed is possible, but rarely worth it. You’ll look like a curmudgeon, and the outcome is usually a shrug. Instead, focus on the funny side: you’re living next door to a voluntary perfume factory.
Grab some popcorn. Watch the drama. And remember: in 2026, a man in Oregon called the police on his neighbor for weed, only to learn the neighbor was a licensed medical patient treating his dog’s epilepsy. The cops laughed. The neighbor gave the man a weed-infused biscuit. True story.
So, can you report them? Sure. Should you? Only if you want a story to tell at parties. Otherwise, just close your window, light a candle, and let the skunkiness be your neighbor’s problem.
